Friday, December 31, 2021

Fuck and Get Fucked with a Hot, Muscular Stud

 
There you are: standing completely naked with your muscular boyfriend. You date above your station by sheer will. If you charm cute guys, you'll fuck cute guys.

Anyway, you and your hot jock are nude and horny. You suddenly embrace, French kiss with gusto, and rub your hard cocks together. You feel his thick, hairy chest, his big biceps, his massive back, and his sensual shoulders.

Rubbing his muscles makes you feel a paradox. You're already rock hard, but caressing his manly physique makes you feel like you're getting harder and harder, even though you're already super-erect.

You later kiss his neck and then you work down to lick and suck his nipples, which drives you both wild. Your oral worship of your muscle boy's big pecs gives him so much pleasure, since male nips in general are chock full of nerve endings, but you get off on servicing them, because you're indulging your chest fetish. Cute guys with big racks are so hot, so alpha, so manly, so fuckable.

After priming his pecs, you kiss down his treasure trail to his erect penis, which welcomes your mouth and tongue. You enjoy sucking his dickhead, canal, and balls. Teabagging, above all, makes you feel like extra testosterone is flowing through your veins.

Now, you and your boy are so ready to fuck. At this point, you tell him over and over, "I want to fuck you, I want to fuck you, I want to fuck you, I want to fuck you..." Ripped dudes generally love to play catcher.

I have two theories as to why: One, they are more aware of their bodies. So, they really get off on the full-body pleasure they receive from having a dick up their ass. The other explanation is variety: They get tired of being the alpha male all the time. Therefore, they enjoy relaxing and letting the other guy play pitcher. Freudian dominance and passivity be damned.

At any rate, you tease his ass by rubbing your dickhead against it. Your precum lubricates your pre-entry foreplay. If you're uncut, your dick is naturally lubed and ready.

If you're cut, you can put on moisturizer, preferably one without alcohol. Yes, some contain alcohol, which you consider a puritanical plot against sex, since they can burn the absolute shit out of your dick. You've tried silicon and other lubes, but they're a fucking mess. Talk about a wet spot. No, non-alcohol moisturizer is better. It stays on your penis, it stays in his ass, and it keeps the bed dry.

Now then, he is so open, so wanting you inside him --and you can't believe your luck. He has a big, round, muscular ass, and it's so ready for your cock. You softly press your hard, lubed penis against his hole, then you let up. You press a little in, then a little out, a little more in, a little out, in more, out, in more, out. You inch your way inside him, until, slowly, you're so in.

He actually has the type of ass you can just plunge into, but he loves --loves-- taking it slow. Most gay guys are like that. More foreplay makes the main event all the more satisfying.


As you slowly thrust inside him, he looks even hotter. There's nothing more beautiful than watching the expression of absolute pleasure on a cute jock's face, while you're making love to him. At this stage, it hits you: You're fucking a Greek god. In your pagan sexual ritual, you're pleasuring the male ideal of Western civilization. By boning a big, strapping guy with a beguiling face, you're having a religious experience.

He's so prepped and relaxed. You've gently entered him, and you've slowly thrust inside him. You start to push and pull a little faster. He really gets off on the quicker tempo. He so enjoys how you fuck his ass. You slowly build up speed. Your boy loves it so much. More waves of pleasure come over him. He becomes the handsomest guy you've ever seen.


You're really banging him now. Your constant tapping of his prostate puts him in ecstasy. You approach the Point of No Return. All of a sudden, you stop, enjoy the dry orgasm, breathe deep, and then resume fucking your boy fast. A little later, you again feel sperm pressure inside your dick, and you stop, spew dry, breathe deep, and restart banging your muscle god.

After getting off on your multiorgasmic dick, he says, "Cum inside me, cum inside me. Fill me with your hot cum. Oh fuck! Fill me with your cum. Oh fuck yeah, cum. Fucking cum inside me. Fucking explode that cum inside me...."

You're really letting your boyfriend have it. You're rapidly pushing your cock all the way in and pulling out, until only your dickhead is left in his ass: all the way in, mostly out, all the way in, mostly out, all in, mostly out, all in, mostly out. That way, his O-ring stimulates your entire shaft up and down. Oh, how he loves how you fuck him! Damn! He's such a good lay.

You feel your sperm building up inside your penis. You say again and again, "I'm going to cum, I'm going to cum, I'm going to cum, I'm going to fucking cum..." Then, you furiously thrust your dick inside him and explosively squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt your load. This time, the feeling of your baby batter filling his ass, in turn, makes him cum all over Creation. Ah, cause-and-effect ejaculation rules.

Even though you're spent, your erect penis is still inside him. So, you continue to fuck his ass filled with your seed, though not as fast. The post-cum fuck relaxes you two. Eventually, your dick softens, and his ass tickles it, as it slowly pushes it out.

For fun, you both pull each other's racked-up cock and scream from the unbearable tickling of it all. Next, you hit the showers. Mercifully, you have a handheld shower head your boy can use to wash out your cum out of his ass. When you're in other places without such a luxury, he sits on the side of the tub, soaps up his hole, and slaps water up it to clean your semen out. This prevents post-sex seepage.

 
Does your muscle boyfriend fuck you? He sure does, but not as often. Like most gym rats, he prefers you to be the top. You're versatile by trade, like most gay guys. Yeah, you love to fuck, but you enjoy your boy's dick up your ass just as much --the thrusting, the dry orgasms, the explosive finale, the whole nine yards. You're being fucked by a Greek god.

What about disease? No problem. You use condoms for casual sex, but when you meet someone special, it's different. You just click. You get to know him. You find out his every move. Next, you get tested, exchange negative test results, and then enjoy bareback sex for the first time. Fucking as the gods intended is the gift of a strong relationship.

Gay male sex is also a glorious tradition from your ancestors. Many ancient societies, ever fearful of overpopulation exhausting the local resources, actually encouraged homosexuality. There was something special about two males regularly fucking each other. The sex was purely recreational, and sometimes it was the basis for strong, lasting bonds between men.

Females, on the other hand, were for procreation. The modern concept of having a woman as an exclusive sexual partner was alien to many ancient males. Too many accidental pregnancies were bad for the environment.

You consider your boyfriend a Greek god, because of his stunning male beauty, but in reality, he's mortal, just like you. Nevertheless, you can extend your lives --and your sexual prowess-- past age 100! For starters, exercising strenuously keeps you physically strong, and eating citrus peel cleans out your arteries.

By extension, conditioning makes you capable of reaching maximum fuck frequency. A good standard is 175 thrusts per minute. Of course, you're ultimately a good lover, and in bed, the pleasure of your boy takes precedence. He may prefer to be fucked at less than 175 per minute, but it's nice to know if he wants his prostate pounded to the max, you're fit enough to do it.

Also, eating citrus peel increases erection hardness and duration. Adding the peel of limes, lemons, oranges, tangelos, tangerines, or grapefruits to your diet reverses the plaque in your arteries, which engorges your penis with more blood. Your harder and more youthful erections makes you last longer.

A good goal is a strong hard-on during foreplay, fucking, dry orgasms, and one optional ejaculation. You say optional, because dry orgasms can on occasion turn your dick into a human dildo. In that case, you can be satisfied without splooging.

All in all, pursuing hotter, high-quality guys, exercising a lot, and taking care of your circulation makes you a better man. You perform on demand, you satisfy your boy to the hilt, you get your rocks off on male beauty, and your love of self as well as your boyfriend makes you cockier, more self-confident.

You're the man. You're the competition. As your age-peers grow to look like Hell, you'll still be great at fucking some hot dude. In fact, on one fantastic day, far off in the future, you'll die fucking, and that, my friend, is the best way to go.

Text © 2021 Masculine Gay Guys

This article can be non-commercially cited or shared, as long as full and clear credit is given to Masculine Gay Guys.

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Photo Credits:
About to Kiss 1 -- Brodie (left) approaches Curtis for
Sean Cody;
Kiss and Feel 2 -- Jordan (left) kisses Jamie for
Sean Cody;
Teabagging 3 -- Blake sucks Stu's balls for
Sean Cody;
Teasing Ass 4 -- Brodie slides dick on Curtis' ass for
Sean Cody;
Doggie Style 5 -- Manny fucks Josh for
Sean Cody;
Fucking Sideways 6 -- Archie bangs Joey for
Sean Cody;
Riding the Horsey 7 -- Nixon fucks Randy for
Sean Cody;
Shower Dude 8 -- Origin unknown;
"Ancient" Gay Male Couple 9 -- Jonathan Best (right) seduces
     Rogan Rogers for Paul Freeman;
Guns Out 10 -- Nixon (left) poses with Randy for
Sean Cody;
Cocks Out 11 -- Nixon (left) dicks around with Randy for
    
Sean Cody;

Friday, July 2, 2021

Splooge with More Gay Male Haiku


 
Here are 25 additional haiku for gay guys. They "come" to me, when I wake up and feel the horniest, which makes sense. The male testosterone level peaks around 6 a.m. So, I draw inspiration from morning wood --and sex with my husband. When I'm the most randy, I'm the most creative. Poetic themes include pitching, catching, sucking, past loves, muscle fetishes, tricks of the trade, gay marital sex, my sensual Boy Scout days, and even a bit of the supernatural.
 
XXVI
 
Cumming inside him,
I wed my husband to be,
My Greek god come true.
 
XXVII
 
Standing over me,
You are naked and horny.
My hole is ready.
 

XXVIII

You touch my dickhead.
I become supererect.
I want to fuck you.

XXVIX

I rub his thick chest,
And wrap my legs around him.
While he fucks me hard.


XXX

With dark, curly hair,
Chris sported a hot, thick chest.
He was my first love.

XXXI

I don't masturbate.
I save all my cum for him,
My manly husband.


XXXII

Late in our fifties,
Our penises got longer.
We burn with more lust.

XXXIII

I met a demon,
During a hike through the woods.
We were both naked.


XXXIV

I wake up erect.
I glide it on my husband.
He wants me inside.

XXXV

Enjoying my thrusts,
Working my lustful penis,
He makes me a man.


XXXVI

I cum inside him.
Yet, I keep fucking his ass.
Then, I slip out soft.

XXXVII

As I ride your dick,
I love how you fuck my ass,
And rub my prostate.
 

XXXVIII

I piss on my hands.
I rub it on my penis,
So I last longer.

XXXIX

He sat there in bed.
His big pecs were glistening.
It was our first fuck.


XL

They all lust him,
My hot, muscular husband.
He only wants me.

XLI

After bulking up,
I become what I lusted.
I would so do me.


XLII

Down in the basement,
He was ready for my dick.
So, I fucked him well.

XLIII

Strong, brave, seductive,
Ejaculatory, and
Muscular are we.
 

XLIV

I gave Charles goosebumps,
While caressing his tanned back.
We were all but 10.

XLV

You touched my hard cock,
And I came in the moonlight.
We were just 13.


XLVI

You stood there naked,
At 16, with a big dick.
You said, "Let's shower."

XLVII

At horny 15,
I slept my first night naked,
And had a wet dream.
 

XLVIII

I shot just a squirt,
At 13, but at 15,
I spewed globs of sperm.

XLIX

I stand at your tent,
And you suck my erect cock.
Oh, fuck, you're the best.
 

L

I suck your dickhead,
Glide my lips down your canal,
And pleasure your balls.
 
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Photo credits:
Guy in Bed 1 -- Model Duncan Wade by photographer Patrick Milk /
     Blue Underwear by Cover Male;
Bathroom Fuckers 2 -- Origin unknown;
Space Cadet 3 -- Lance Guest in the 1984 film The Last Starfighter;
Well-Endowed Dude 4 -- Jacob Peterson;
Missionary Fuckers 5 -- Origin unknown;
Doggie Style 6 -- Jax Hayes fucks Phillip for Sean Cody;
Cock Puller 7 -- Muscle Dom masturbates for Straight Muscle Guys;
Gay Men in Bed 8 -- Origin unknown;
Naked Ripped Guy 9 -- Mike Carr;
Nude Muscular Frontage 10 -- Matt S (left) and Charlie by
     photographer Dylan Rosser;
Shower Boy 11 -- Colton Haynes in the 2011-17 TV series Teen Wolf;
Naked Pillow Boy 12 -- David Keith Miller from the 1974 magazine
     In Touch Portrait;
Sofa Fellatio 13 -- Jax Hayes sucks Kyle Fletcher for Sean Cody.

Monday, April 5, 2021

Get Horny Reading Gay Male Haiku

The haiku was originally a short, poetic form in Japanese. It first served as an introduction to longer poems in medieval times, but became an independent genre in the 1600's. Haiku in English began to appear in the early Twentieth Century. While several Japanese conventions are lost in translation, English haiku retains the 17 syllable limit. The three-verse, 5-7-5 syllable arrangement, however, is an English tradition.

I was inspired by a dream to write 25 gay male haiku. They reflect my sexual experience, as well as my obsessions with muscle and nudity. They range from the raunchy to the symbolic. Taken together, they are part autobiography and part aspiration --but not for polite company.

I

Strong, tanned, and naked,
I surf in long tubes, until
I wipe out in foam.


II

Then, I felt darkness,
Thrusting inside my first guy,
Who made me a man.

III

My first time catching,
I came on my abs and chest,
And felt transcendent.

 
IV
 
My dick bounces, and
My thighs glisten with pre-cum,
As I run naked.

V

As two naked men,
We thrust in single rhythm,
And become one flesh.


VI

Laying together,
We suck each other and form
A man-love circle.

VII

Licking his nipples,
Rubbing his thick, hairy chest,
I knock at his door.
 

VIII

Instead of my shaft,
My boy grabs and shakes my balls;
I get super-hard.

IX

A little in, out,
A bit in, out, in, out, and
Soon, you're inside him.


X

Alone in the pool,
I swim naked and erect,
As I fuck water.

XI

I ride his hard-on,
As he pleasures my prostate,
And I shoot out sperm.


XII

Start soft and gentle,
Slowly build up speed, and then,
Fuck like all get out.

XIII

We married naked,
With skull, candles, and vows, and
Later, we made love.
 

XIV

He took off his clothes,
To reveal his muscles, and
His big, flopping dick.

XV

Naked with a spear,
I stand with my nude husband,
Who has angel wings.
 

XVI

With a torch held high,
And wings spread, he will father
A new race of men.

XVII

Young, tall, muscular,
He is, yet I say nothing;
I die in silence.


XVIII

He lay nude in bed,
Watching me, as I undressed,
Waiting for my touch.

XIX

In the locker room.
I walk balls out and bare-assed,
As all real men do.


XX

Under that palm tree,
I played with many a man.
Oh, if it could talk!

XXI

Stripped down to nothing,
I give you my thrusting lust,
My explosive love.
 

XXII

Balls for fathering;
Shaft for peeing and thrusting;
Head for pleasuring.

XXIII

The cut among us
Cleanly fuck the masses to
Spread the religion.
 

XXIV

He, the uncut male,
Sporting the wettest hard-on,
Easily glides in.

XXV

Pecs are courageous;
Biceps: strong; deltoids -- virile,
And abs, sensual.

Photo credits:
Ripped Asian Guy 1 -- Origin unknown;
Naked Surfer 2 -- Contestant of Tambaba Open of Naturist Surfing in 
          Brazil, circa 2014;
Couch Catcher 3 -- Stu takes Pavel's dick for Sean Cody;
Male Sixty-Nine 4 -- Marcus Mojo (above) and Vance Crawford;
Ball Pulling 5 -- Origin unknown;
Naked Swimmer 6 -- Origin unknown;
Dick Riding on Couch 7 -- Randy rides Nixon for Sean Cody;
Gay Pagan Wedding 8 -- Origin unknown;
Spear and Gourd 9 -- Skyler Hart (left) and Joseph Sayers in
          "Spartans" by Tom Cullis;
Nude Horny Man in Bed 10 -- Ahmed;
Locker Room Gaze 11 -- Origin unknown;
Fucking in the Sun 12 -- Matthew Bremer tops Trey for Corbin Fisher;
Naked Built Brothers on Dock 13 -- Kyle (left) and Lane Carson;
Muscle Dude While Partly Cloudy 14 -- Yasiel Fleites.